Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

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Fair at best. I can’t believe JK Rowling’s wrote this. Now I’m not a huge Harry Potter fan. My nieces and nephew were into it so I watched it so I had something in common to talk to them about and seem cool. I did like those movies, but call me unimaginative but I personally thought the plot here was nonsense. Just one disjointed weird thing after another. I thought the lead who besides being a pretty powerful wizard was a complete miscast for that part.  I did like the mind reading witch who I thought was lovely and charming, and the baker steals every scene he was in. Thank god for him because this might have been a god awful movie without him. There was such a star studded cast here that the movie should have been much better in my opinion. Besides being boring, the film is just too busy without much substance. No much to see here folks, keep moving. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!! Good day!

 

Hidden Figures (2017)

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Good Movie but this is no way factual at all. Guys the movie its self is a good movie but let me tell you what drives me absolutely mad about the liberals in liberal land. I did not want to see this movie because I’m so sick and tired of the race card in Hollywood. I finally ended up seeing this movie and when it was over I did a little digging to see exactly how this story played out in REAL life. The liberals can’t just tell the story how it happened….god forbid.  Get this – NASA was never segregated, EVER. The state of Virginia was, and the liberals do a great job depicting that, but after 1958 when NACA became NASA there was no segregated work forces, no segregated bathrooms, and no segregated dining rooms. The real life women who I saw an interview with on the internet said all researchers were treated accordingly and they always used the same restroom in the same building from day one. The black woman who was held back from becoming supervisor….another liberal land lie. She was made supervisor in 1949, 7 years after she started working there. The overly exaggerating and the outright fabrication of mistreatment bothers me for what it depicts.  People that lie, tell the same lie over and over again till they believe it as truth, and guess what…..history has been rewritten. Just tell the story like it is. No need for the Hollywood Liberal to make things up to force feed their message to us. Movie was good, but it is a fantasy  film and not fiction. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken! Good day!!!

 

The Dark Tower (2017)

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God Awful. I watched this movie for one reason, and one reason alone….Matthew McConaughey. I had no idea this was a series of children’s books, but this movie was just plain awful. The story is terrible. There is no explanation at all about the Dark Tower. What is it? What’s its purpose, cause and effect etc? It does get zapped by a super beam of light but were not told what happens. Then there are the men in black. We never get the who, when, or why about them either. There are way too many holes to even understand what you are watching. If you are an adult there is no way you will like this movie at all. Maybe and just maybe if you are a male teenager then and only then you might like this movie. For all of the intellectuals out there like myself, do yourself a favor and avoid this one at all costs. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

The Wilde Wedding (2017)

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God Awful. I can’t believe the great John Malkovich would be in such garbage. There is some serious star power here but don’t be fooled like I was. This movie is terrible and should be nominated for the golden razzi’s in every single category. I have no problem when a movie has bad language, explicit sex scenes, and on screen drug use…..but it better be a good movie. This is just another example in a long line of examples that I can give you where the writes for movies in Hollywood these days stink. All of the good writers are doing TV and not movies and boy does it show. If you are a fan of movies like I am and are considering seeing this one, do yourself a favor and avoid this one at all costs and you’ll thank me later. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!! Good day!

 

The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

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Fair at best.  Now we all know that The Mobile Movie Man’s least favorite genera is Horror so off the bat I’m going into this with preconceived notions. The movie is not bad, and would probably scare the hell out of my daughter and her friends if she was having a sleepover party, but to me I just thought it was dumb. I was shocked Brian Cox would do a movie like this. He’s a very good actor, but I guess everyone needs a pay check these days. The first half of the movie is a little creepy, and disturbing. The second half was comical, and moronic. I’m sure there is an audience out there for this type of movie, it’s just not me. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!! Good day!

 

Spider Man: Homecoming (2017)

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Good. This film owes much of its success to the cast, because I think if other actors played certain parts the movie would fall a little flat. The script is clever and different but it’s the cast that really makes this movie a little better than it is. Tom Holland playing Spider man as an actual teenager felt genuine to me. Michael Keaton playing a villain I thought was an interesting choice because he played Batman years ago and now he was a villain, but he did an excellent job, and then there is Robert Downey Jr that steals every scene he’s in. There are a lot of funny lines and inside jokes, but the movie just does not take its self too seriously. I know some of the purists out there did not like this movie but I liked it, and the scene in the car between Keaton and Holland is hands down better than any action scene in the movie. Check it out for yourself and let me know what you think!

 

6 Days (2017)

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Good.  I always like stories like this that are based on real events. I was really young when this event took place, and I don’t remember this at all. As I was watching this I was surprised how involved and confused the action in the embassy was and how close to a complete disaster the whole situation almost turned out to be. I was a little taken back at the way the Special Forces was portrayed in the movie. Usually they come across as intelligent top of the class physical specimens, but here they came off as street thugs. Was a little more believable to me. There were some great scenes and some really good lines in the movie. I like this type of stuff so I really enjoyed this, some people might think it’s boring, but not the Mobile Movie Man.