The Wilde Wedding (2017)

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God Awful. I can’t believe the great John Malkovich would be in such garbage. There is some serious star power here but don’t be fooled like I was. This movie is terrible and should be nominated for the golden razzi’s in every single category. I have no problem when a movie has bad language, explicit sex scenes, and on screen drug use…..but it better be a good movie. This is just another example in a long line of examples that I can give you where the writes for movies in Hollywood these days stink. All of the good writers are doing TV and not movies and boy does it show. If you are a fan of movies like I am and are considering seeing this one, do yourself a favor and avoid this one at all costs and you’ll thank me later. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!! Good day!

 

The Big Sick (2017)

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Fair at best. This movie is based on a true story. There are some funny parts but they are all in the trailer. That is what you have to do these days to get people to see movies. Put lipstick on that pig and sell it!!! The acting was just ok, but most of the movie is boring and dialog driven. The one bright spot of the movie was Ray Romano. Man I forgot just how funny he really is!! There are some good exchanges in the movie but this is basically one long drawn out idea made into a movie. I’m sure there is an audience out there for stuff like this, but I’m just not the target. There is some substance here but they just screwed it all up. Could have been a pretty good movie, but it falls way short. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken, now run along and play. Good day!!

 

Going in Style (2017)

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Ok. Of course this is a remake because Hollywood does not have any more original ideas. This is a senior citizen comedy. My dad is in his mid 70’s, so I made a mental note on some of the jokes in the movie that I can use on him at a later date. The movie is nothing special, and completely unbelievable, but there is a TON of talented actors in this. Some of the scenes were overdone, but if you take it for what it is, it’s not god awful. I liked it, but not a lot. I was entertained taking it with a grain of salt, and if you can do that then you might be too. The movie could have been a lot better but I was glad to just make it through and not hate it. Pretty much all you can ask for from the liberals in liberal land these days! The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!

 

Baywatch (2017)

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Good. You have to know what to expect going into this movie. I had such low expectations going in and it actually made me laugh. The Mobile Movie Man was not a Baywatch fan growing up. Don’t get me wrong….I loved the girls on the show. Straight fire on regular TV before you had the internet at your disposal, but I don’t think I ever watched an entire episode. You all know I’m a fan of the Rock, and I like his style of humor. If you can look past the silliness and the give me a break moments this is an easy movie to watch and enjoy. The actor that played Ronnie was hilarious and almost stole the show, epically with the scene that was reminiscent of Something About Mary. All in all this movie was WAY BETTER than I expected, and longer too. If you have your doubts, set them aside and trust The Mobile Movie Man, because this movie is a good laugh. Have I ever steered you wrong?? The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

The Rocker (2008)

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Ok. I was on vacation for a little bit kids, but I’m back with avengeance. 1st movie out of the shoot comes to us from Rosie in CT. Let me start by saying that it was not that funny but it was still entertaining. Rainn Wilson, who will forever be Dwight Schrute from the office to me, tries really hard to make this movie rock. It feels like the script and dialogue of the other characters seem to be written by a committee and that kind of brings the movie down a little bit. Christina Applegate brings the heat here and it was cool to see a pre Hangover Bradley Cooper as the wild guitarist in the rival band. The movie definitely does not suck but it’s not great either. Just ok. Thanks for the recommendation Rosie from CT and please keep just the good ones coming. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

Bad Santa 2 (2016)

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God Awful. I had seen the original Bad Santa and it was funny in certain spots but I’m being very generous saying that movie was fair at best. I can’t believe they made a sequel here because there is only so much you can do with these shallow characters. A drunk in a Santa suit is only funny for so long. I was absolutely shocked that Kathy Bates stooped so low in this movie.  I was losing interest after 15 minutes. I loved the Hangover but do you remember how bad Hangover 2 was after the original? Think along those lines only 10 times worse. I’m praying to god that there is no Bad Santa 3. Do yourself a favor and avoid this one at all costs and you’ll be glad you did. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!!

 

Keeping Up with the Joneses (2016)

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Fair at best. .  First off I want to welcome Gaia Svan to the world of followers. Thanks for checking me out and please drop me a line at either www.themobilemovieman@gmail.com or at https://twitter.com/Mobilemovieman Now who are these people that want more Zack Galifianakis??? He is a one trick pony when he is playing the lovable loser. The guy had one good movie and has never had a decent follow up. He must have some following sort of like Adam Sandler does. It’s the same thing over and over. This movie is dumb. Arnold did this same type of thing much better with True Lies. The one thing I can say is that Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) is straight fire and brings the heat in this movie. Outside of that there is not a single positive thing I can say about this movie. There are a lot of movies I’ve seen recently that are way worse than this so there is no reason to go out of your way to see this one but if you do it’s not god awful. If you want to see something similar that is way better than this, you can either see True Lies or The Whole Nine Yards. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!