The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

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Fair at best.  Now we all know that The Mobile Movie Man’s least favorite genera is Horror so off the bat I’m going into this with preconceived notions. The movie is not bad, and would probably scare the hell out of my daughter and her friends if she was having a sleepover party, but to me I just thought it was dumb. I was shocked Brian Cox would do a movie like this. He’s a very good actor, but I guess everyone needs a pay check these days. The first half of the movie is a little creepy, and disturbing. The second half was comical, and moronic. I’m sure there is an audience out there for this type of movie, it’s just not me. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!! Good day!

 

6 Days (2017)

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Good.  I always like stories like this that are based on real events. I was really young when this event took place, and I don’t remember this at all. As I was watching this I was surprised how involved and confused the action in the embassy was and how close to a complete disaster the whole situation almost turned out to be. I was a little taken back at the way the Special Forces was portrayed in the movie. Usually they come across as intelligent top of the class physical specimens, but here they came off as street thugs. Was a little more believable to me. There were some great scenes and some really good lines in the movie. I like this type of stuff so I really enjoyed this, some people might think it’s boring, but not the Mobile Movie Man.

 

XXX: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

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God Awful. This is like looking at an outlet on the wall and you know if you stick a fork in it you are going to fry yourself to death and you do it anyway. I knew this movie was going to be terrible but I watched it anyway.  To call this movie stupid is an upgrade for this movie. The movie is just laughable, it’s another example of expert marksmen who never miss vs inept soldiers who never hit. This movie is just a complete waste of time, and I’m a fan of action movies!!! This movie is just boring and in your face with unrealistic stunts and explosions that made me yawn. I do not recommend this movie for anyone! The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

Shot Caller (2017)

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Good. Pipe from the borough checks in with a movie that by title alone I thought was going to be garbage. I should know better because Pipe only checks in with solid recommendations. Great acting and a very good plot with no real star power here. This film is not for the faint of heart because it’s very violent, but the violence is necessary. This is surly one of the best movies I’ve never heard of. Are there some parts of the plot that stretch a little thin?? Sure there are, but you have to just go with it. Job well done Pipe. I don’t want to give away too much but hey Pipe, how about this for a title “Beast meets Money”??? I think that’s much better than Shot Caller. I definitely recommend this movie. Thanks again for the solid recommendation Pipe and please keep them coming!!

 

Morgan (2016)

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Fair at best.  This is what he have for full length feature films these days. This is basically a glorified cable TV movie. The issue I had with the movie is that the characters were just so under developed that I really didn’t care about them at all. The movie gets going quickly and the setup is minimal. That is not necessarily a bad thing, but it was here because I was not fully invested just yet. Another thing that bothered me is that some of the wooden characters had chances to stop the carnage but they instead just choose to do nothing. That was so dumb. The premise was somewhat interesting it was just that there is really no story here. For what it is…it’s fairly well done but what it is, is not that much so do yourself a favor sand see something else. Your time will be better spent. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

Mine (2017)

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God Awful. There are a TON of military protocol flaws in this movie and I never served in the military and I even noticed them. This is just another garbage movie that portrays the military in a bad light like some type of cowboys with the complete disregard for common sense. Don’t waste your time on this movie because in the end it’s a poorly executed film with good intentions. If you like movies with good intentions then this might be for you but I highly doubt it. It’s no wonder TV shows are killing movies these days. Liberal Land keeps cranking out garbage like this constantly.

The Exception (2017)

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Ok. This movie starts out god awful then there is a twist and picks up a little steam and turns into just an ok movie. I’m glad I didn’t turn it off after thirty minutes. The story line was just off base and far fetched but I guess you need to jazz up a script these days in order to sell it. Spoiler….This love affair where an officer would betray his country for a servant girl would NEVER happen. You have to suspend your belief levels a bit to find any enjoyment in the movie. Once you get past the absurdity the subject matter was interesting and covers history that is not normally covered. If you are a fan of WW2 movies and Nazi Germany then I think you will definitely see this movie. Liking it is a completely different story. Tread lightly. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!