Imperium (2016)

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Fair at best. . First off I want to welcome faydelmix1979@mylittlesimplethought to the world of followers. Thanks for checking me out and please drop me a line at either www.themobilemovieman@gmail.com or at https://twitter.com/Mobilemovieman Now I made it through the entire movie and it’s not god awful, but you definitely have to suspend your belief level to make it through this movie.  I can see anti Trump supporters liking this movie. This is another Hollywood propaganda piece, transparent to all who have eyes to see. If you can overlook or are completely oblivious to all of that, then you might like this movie. I have a hard time looking at Daniel Radcliffe as anything other than Harry Potter. His attempt at as a Nazi was so unbelievable to me that its laughable to me. The white supremacists are just so over the top and stupid. The movie is full of every liberal stereotype of white supremacists and people involved in the movement. This movie is clearly written and produced by guilty white liberals. Is this movie good, not at all, but is it god awful?? It might be to some of you but I have seen way worse this year than Imperium so tread lightly folks. If you want to see a very good movie about the same topic that would probably be in my top 10 of movies all time, check out American History X with the great Edward Norton. That is MUCH better. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!!

 

I Am Wrath (2016)

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Ok. First off the bat I want to give a birthday shout out to one of my original 5 followers Bobby the Wine. Happy birthday bud. I hope you enjoy a nice glass of red tonight! Now the Mobile Movie Man is a fan of actions movies. We all know that. Now that being said there are a LOT of things you have to look past to find any enjoyment in this movie, and the 1st thing is John Travolta’s terrible toupee. Guys I work with a guy that has a skunk on top of his head and this poor rug by Travolta is even worse if you can imagine that! It looks like they got it off the set of Planet of the Apes or something. Me saying this movie is ok is being very generous here. I like action it’s that simple. If you do as well then you might like this movie too. This movie has been done a million times over with much better acting performances, but like I said for me I could do way worse than this movie. John Travola will never be an action star like Liam Neeson, but he’s a decent actor despite all of the scientology and the gay rumors,  but the action alone in this movie kept my interest.   Personally I would tell you to save your time and see John Wick instead but if you are like me and have seen everything then you could do a lot worse than this by watching The Edge of Seventeen or something. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

Miss Sloane (2016)

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Very Good. First off I want to welcome Shanique Wright to the world of followers. Thanks for checking me out and please drop me a line at either www.themobilemovieman@gmail.com or at https://twitter.com/Mobilemovieman Now we all know how the Mobile Movie Man hates when Liberal Land force feeds their political message down our throats when we are looking for entertainment, but despite all of that I still liked this movie. I thought the story was very good and the acting was just as good. I know this is only a movie but I really think there are some truths to this movie in regards to how Washington works today and why your representatives vote the way he or she do. The reason why some people hate politics is validated here in this movie.  I don’t want to give away too much but Jessica Chastain plays a lobbyist with a win at all costs mentality. She is a general with brilliant strategies but it comes at a high personal cost. The core of this movie is about the games both sides play including any espionage that may happen. Although Hollywood slams the NRA here and tries to sway your opinion this is a solid adult movie without any special effects, action or fighting. Very rare these days. Solid movie and one of the better ones I’ve seen this year. I recommend this movie to anyone who likes thriller, espionage, or courtroom drama type movies. Check it out and let me know what you think. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!!

Detour (2017)

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God Awful. 1st off I want to welcome Geek to the Future to the world of followers. Thanks for checking me out and please drop me a few recommendations at either www.themobilemovieman@gmail.com or at https://twitter.com/Mobilemovieman  I usually like Indi movies, but this one was a complete mess and I hope I’m not about to hit the skids and go on a run of watching a lot of bad movies. I watched two huge piles of dog mess the last two days. The film is so confusing with all of the flash backs, that one point I said to myself what in the world is going on? At first I thought maybe he was dreaming but in actuality you start from the middle and are watching the beginning and the end at the same time. Terrible acting, horrible script, and a confusing story make for a GOD AWFUL viewing experience.  There is not one positive thing I can say about the movie at all. Even the girl who is supposed to be hot is not. The tough guys in the movie don’t even look tough. It’s actually comical at one point. No need to see this movie at all. Follow orders! The Mobile Movie Man has spoken. Good day!

 

Moonlight (2016)

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God Awful. That’s right….I said it. This movie was terrible and this just reinforces my belief that the Hollywood liberals in liberal land don’t know anything. Terrible screen play, and for the most part all of the acting was weak. The lead actor has 2 paragraphs of lines, tops!! That’s it. I truly believe that this was a guilt Oscar after being called out so loudly for ignoring black movies and black actors the previous year. The guy who won best actor was ok, but he was only in the movie for 10 minutes. Leo definitely worked harder for his Oscar last year compared to this boring stereotyped movie. This just goes to show you that Hollywood really lives in their own worlds. In my humble opinion this movie is garbage and I would not waste any time checking this out. I took a bullet for all of you so you don’t have to. You’re welcome!!! The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!

 

Sausage Party (2016)

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God Awful. I saw the preview  which was basically a two minute clip and I thought maybe this could be cool, animated food swearing and some raunchy banter….now expand that into 90 minutes of constant swearing, sexual innuendo’s, drug use, ending in a literal food orgy and that is Sausage Party. I think if you went to the zoo and gave the monkeys pens and paper they could come up with a better script than this. It’s just not funny at all. It tries to be over the top funny and just comes off as stupid. I really have totally given up on Seth Rogan (AKA Movie cancer). RIP. Guys I took a bullet here so none of you have to. Trust me on this there is no reason to see this movie at all. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!!

Masterminds (2016)

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Ok. Now I’m going easy on this movie because this is stupid funny and I can easily see people hating this but at this rate I will never give a comedy movie a good review if I don’t lighten up a little here kids. This is from the same guy who brought us Napoleon Dynamite and Nacho Libre, so I’m not sure if you like that off beat sense of humor. If you do then you will like this movie as well. I think it’s amazing that this is based on a true story. A bunch of dumb hicks in the south managed to get away with 17mm is insane. There is some pretty good star power here and I did laugh a few times but at the end of the day this movie is just ok. Not good, not bad, just ok. If it happens to be on TV then it won’t hurt to check it out but please don’t go out of your way to see this. The Mobile Movie Man has spoken!!!